Hydrogen Fuel-Cell Car

WHAT IS IT?
After failing to make environmentally friendly cars that run on vending-machine panties and dead Pokemon, Japanese car-maker Honda has announced that its first hydrogen fuel-cell vehicle will be available for mass consumption in 2010. And living up to the hype, the only emissions coming from the car will be water and good vibes.

WHAT I THINK

Ironically, the only people who will be able to afford this car are oil barons.

WHEN IS IT AVAILABLE?
Projected launch date is 2010.